Got gonged on an unsigned band radio show… just as the blistering guitar solo was starting… nice…
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White Fluorescent Tubes
I write these lyrics hurriedly
My boss will soon be watching me
Peering over shoulder
And sneering at my words
My lungs are filled with filtered air
And my coffee is black as crude
My tupperware is sealed up tight
To isolate my food
I said goodbye to the world outside
And goodbye to the night
And now I live under a sky that's filled
With white fluorescent tubes
This chair has curved my spine
Into ergonomic design
As the world beyond my desktop screen
Fades until I'm blind
Solo
I said goodbye to the world outside
And hello to the burning light
Of a sky that's filled
With calibrated white fluorescent…
Three six nine
The goose drank wine
Now he's stumblin' all around
And feelin' real fine
Took a gander at the gander
And figured what to do
Before the farmer came around for his holiday stew
That crazy ol' goose
Began to dance around
And shook all his feathers
All over the ground
He took a step back
With a big ol' smile
His lily white feathers lay up in a pile!
Oh that crazy ol' goose
Is on the loose
His bare ass shakin'
Like a crooked caboose
He's hatchin' up a plan
To avoid the man
And keep himself out of that fryin' pan!
Now the goose is naked
And drunk as hell
With a taste for lovin'
One thing can quell
So he grabs a hen
Heads to the pigpen
She shakes off her feathers and they both hop in